The Egotistical Velociraptor

Grumpy Co-play — When The Egotistical Velociraptor enters, if you cast it, you may ask another Magic player not currently playing to take over your game until the end of your next turn. If they agree, shuffle your hand into your library, then you draw four cards and gain 4 life. (You can't give them advice, but witty banter is encouraged.)