Zo-Zu the Punisher

Whenever a land enters, Zo-Zu deals 2 damage to that land’s controller. When purchasing this unique product, please keep in mind that this card only appears in the the Secret Lair Countdown Kit: An Encyclopedia of Magic and will ship out to you after the seller receives the product directly from Wizards of the Coast.The estimated time frame for sellers to receive stock is not fixed, so it could be anywhere between 1 - 10 weeks for delivery.

His cleverness is well regarded among the akki, but most of his jokes are just variations on "Leaving Zo-Zu'u?" and then he shoots fire at you.